Mood: Horny
Music: Concrete Blonde - Run Run Run

Answer: My lower belly it’s erogenous, soft and wonderfully squishy.

Mood: Devious
Music: Johnette Napolitano - I’m Up Here

Answer: I would be this:

Mood: Depressed
Music: Johnette Napolitano - Suicide Note

     It’s a pity that as far as I know that there’s no official video for this song.  Johnette has a simply amazing voice.  I find myself often listening either Concrete Blonde or her solo works. 

Mood: Aggravated
Music: Jen Titus - O Death

     I’m not an active gainer nor have I ever been one.  Regardless, it always causes me a perverse sense of amusement to point out whenever a fitness site can be used by gainers.  The site http://www.myfitnesspal.com/ falls under that criteria.  It lets you track your calorie intake, weight gain and measurements.  It has a few neat features e.g. BMR (Base Metabolic Rate) calculator.

Mood: Groggy
Music: Johnette Napolitano - Save Me

     I absolutely love getting food for Christmas!

     Vulgar Indulgence stopped by on Friday and gave me lunch meats, sliced cheese, bulky rolls, chips, cookies, juice and some frozen meatball and cheese calzones. 

     My family doesn’t celebrate holidays per say.  We do however give small gifts to each other on Christmas.  From my Nana I received two boxes of Queen Anne Chocolate Covered Cherries and huge box of Russell Stover Assorted Chocolates!  From my Father I received a heating blanket and a pair of slippers.

     I wish everyone a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year!

Mood: Ecstatic
Music: Pat Benatar - Hell Is For Children

     I can’t thank you enough for the guitar.  Your selflessness has made this a very merry Christmas indeed.  You were able to observe something that I hold dear based on very little information.  That’s something I appreciate more than you can possible ever know.  It’s something that my own family has never done for me.  So, from the bottom of my heart, I thank you for this.

     JR has given me permission to mention his user name.  I doubt I can adequately articulate my gratitude properly so, once again I’ll simply say thank you for your generosity.

Mood: Lazy
Music: Greg Laswell - Your Ghost

     I’m actually still quite full from breakfast earlier this morning.  My father treated me to breakfast at IHOP.  I had the Big Steak Omlet with three buttermilk pancakes soaked in butter and syrup and a glass of cranberry juice.  The meal ended up being roughly 2550 calories.  

     I’m not used to eating so much so early in the morning, truth be told I feel a bit queasy.  Hopefully my stomach will settle sooner rather than later.

Mood: Groggy
Music: Pride And Fall - In My Time Of Dying

                   Brownie Batter Chocolate Fudge Cupcakes
          with Outrageously Rich Chocolate Indulgence Frosting

BROWNIE BATTER

1/4 cup butter, melted
1/3 cup fat-free sweetened condensed milk
1/3 cup milk
1 (18.25 oz) box devil’s food cake mix

     Combine all ingredients in a large bowl and mix on medium speed for 2 mins until well combined. Using a small scoop (about 1.5 tbsp) drop batter onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and freeze overnight.

CUPCAKES

1 (18.25 oz) box devil’s food cake mix
1 (3.9 oz) pkg Jello instant chocolate fudge pudding mix
1 cup sour cream
1 cup vegetable oil
4 eggs, beaten
1/2 cup milk
2 cups mini semi-sweet chocolate chips

     Preheat oven to 325 degrees. Spray a muffin tin with cooking spray and line with cupcake liners. Combine all ingredients except chocolate chips into a very large bowl and mix on medium speed for 2 mins until well combined. Stir in chocolate chips. Using a large scoop (about 3 tbsp) drop batter into the cupcake liners, filling about 2/3rds full. Remove brownie batter from freezer and press into the cupcake batter. Bake for 22-28 mins. Allow to cool completely before frosting.

FROSTING

5 sticks butter, softened
8 oz powdered sugar
1.5 cups unsweetened cocoa powder (Hershey’s Special Dark Cocoa)
a pinch of table salt
1.5 cups light corn syrup
2 tsp vanilla extract
16 oz milk chocolate chips

     Melt chocolate chips in the microwave, stirring well every 30 seconds. Allow to cool for 5-10 mins. Combine butter, sugar, cocoa and salt in a food processor and process until smooth, about 30 seconds. Scrape the bowl as needed. Add the corn syrup and vanilla and process until just combined, about 5-10 seconds. Scrape the bowl again, then add the melted chocolate and pulse until smooth and creamy, about 10-15 seconds. You can use a mixer for this too, if you don’t have a food processor, just don’t whip the butter too much!

Recipe was originally posted here.

Mood: Horny
Music: Nine Inch Nails - Piggy

     As a young child I had a VHS cassette with a few classic Merry Melodies cartoons on it.  This cartoon was one of those few.  I used to watch Pigs Is Pigs over and over whenever my parents weren’t home.  I was absolutely fascinated by it.  I can still remember how I would lay in bed at night and wish that I could be put into that feeding machine.

Mood: Exhausted
Music: Echo & The Bunnymen - The Killing Moon

     This morning when I swung my legs off the bed my feet landed in about an inch of ice cold water.  Yup, my apartment flooded during last night’s storm.  This is a perfect example of why I’ve become a minimalist over the years.

     My Christmas wish list this year is almost completely virtual.  Those of you that know anything about me, know that my family doesn’t celebrate holidays.  No, we’re not cultist in some obscure religious sect.  It’s nothing that elaborate or exciting, we simply don’t like each other.

Wish List  
Blizzard Store
$25.00 Celestial Steed in-game mount
$24.99 Wind Rider Cub Plush with bonus in-game Wind Rider Cub minipet
$24.99 Gryphon Hatchling Plush with bonus in-game Gryph Hatchling minipet
$10.00 Lil Ragnaros in-game minipet
$10.00 Moonkin Hatchling in-game minipet
$10.00 Lil KT in-game minipet
$10.00 Pandaren Monk in-game minipet
$10.00 Lil XT in-game minipet

Amazon.com
$99.99 Guitar For Dummies Acoustic Guitar Starter Pack
$25.30 World of Warcraft 60 Day Prepaid Time Card

     If feederism is more your thing then you can find the foods that I enjoy on my Amazon.com wish list. 

     I want to say that, I’m incredibly grateful whenever someone sends me a gift.  I would like to thank any gift givers this year personally via cam to cam.  If that’s an impossibility then I will send you a personalized thank you video.  I hope everyone has a fantastic holiday season!

Mood: Amused
Music: :Wumpscut: - Wreath Of Barbs

     This article amused me.  Long story short it breaks down the worlds “worst” foods into how many calories you get per a dollar.

Mood: Tired
Music: Concrete Blonde - Dancing Barefoot

     I didn’t do any research regarding the digital download of the latest World of Warcraft expansion, instead I went to Walmart.com and purchased it on preorder.  Today when I opened up my package I was shocked to find out that Walmart had accidentally sent me the collector’s edition instead.  Perhaps I’m morally bankrupt but their loss is my gain.  I am now the proud owner of a Lil’ Deathwing minipet.