Oh the humanity…

I can’t swallow anything solid and I’m so very hungry.  This sore throat is officially cruel and unusual punishment.

I know that I need to suck it up and accept that I have to eat what’s in the house but I simply can’t.  There’s absolutely nothing in the house that I find palatable beyond a few bites.  I crave beef smothered with dripping cheese dammit!  I feel like throwing a temper tantrum, though it’s not like in doing so it would do me any good.

I know that I need to suck it up and accept that I have to eat what’s in the house but I simply can’t.  There’s absolutely nothing in the house that I find palatable beyond a few bites.  I crave beef smothered with dripping cheese dammit!  I feel like throwing a temper tantrum, though it’s not like in doing so it would do me any good.

I’m hungry.

I’ve been fussy lately, I’m ravenously hungry but I don’t want any of the food that’s in the house.  I splurged last night and bought Dominos for myself and my father.  I can’t do that tonight so, I need to suck it up and find something I find palatable.

Also, I got your question mysteriousanon but I haven’t felt up to answering it yet.  I will as soon as I feel more articulate and less aloof. 

I want this, now.

I’m ravenously hungry but there isn’t a thing in the house that I want to eat.  I want one of these, now.  Actually, I’ll take two or maybe three.

I love this song.  If anyone else watches Sons of Anarchy they’ll know how perfect this song fit the closing scenes of the season finale.

On an absolutely unrelated note; I’m ravenously hungry, again.  I think I’m going to make chili cheese tater tots for breakfast. 

I’m a cow.

Belly Massages,

I miss them.  It’s just not the same when I do it myself.

Finger Licking Good

I’m ravenously hungry!  I want at least four of these right now.  This is one of those times where not having a car really sucks. 

Just because I’m fat,

roxxieyo:

doesn’t mean I’m desperate. So don’t act like you’re doing me a favor by hitting on me.

Truer words were never spoken.

What type of men am I sexually attracted to?

Idealistically?  This.  Realistically?  A man that is as tall as or taller than I am and of slim to average build.  Contrary to popular belief, I’m not actually a mutual gainer.  I mean no one a personal offense but I’m simply not attracted to heavy set men.


Chocolate Raspberry Layer Cake


Yes, please!  Can I have a sexy feeder to go with it? 

This recipe can be found here.